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Top 10 Chuck Norris Facts

Chuck Norris facts are satirical factoids about martial artist and actor Chuck Norris that have become an Internet phenomenon and as a result have become widespread in popular culture. The facts are normally absurd hyperbolic claims about Norris's toughness, attitude, virility, sophistication, and masculinity. This top 10 show the best Chuck Norris facts. Feel free to Retop this top 10 and create your own version.
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Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards

9

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

8

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

7

Santa Claus believes in Chuck Norris.

6

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

5

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

4

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

3

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

2

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

1

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

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